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Tuesday, 9 October 2018

Those Funny Things Kids Say To You


There is just no doubt about it, kids are just the funniest people and they really do tell you how it is. The idea of this post came to me after Darcy, my 3 year old told me that 'my bra is like a carrier, like a bag' it really cracked me up. I mean I could totally take that the wrong way but you've gotta laugh haven't you, they just say it like it is.

Honestly I don't think there is day that goes by without Darcy making me laugh and I really think that is so special. I love reading these types of posts, they're so lighthearted and give you a good giggle, that being said I decided to ask some fellow bloggers what the funniest thing their children had said and I had so many awesome responses.

I occasionally shower whilst my son (2 years) is in the bath - Multi tasking at it's finest. Anyhow last week I was doing just that and he got really upset... I asked what was wrong and he said he was sad... sad because someone stole his mummy's willy ... I tried to explain I had a fairy ... but he wouldnt accept it. - Carla

My daughter asked if her umbros (her word for breasts at the time) were going to be 'big and floppy' like mine when she grew up. - Erin

We were getting changed for swimming last week and my eldest shouted at the top of her voice “daddy, you have a small hairy tail” I have never laughed so much in my life. - Jenna

My daughter asked her granddad: "Why do you have a fat belly? Are you going you have a baby?" - Rim

My daughter (6) asked me: “daddy, were you born in the olden times when everything was grey?” - Ben

My eldest used to call muffins ‘muff pies’ and had a habit of loudly asking for one in public - Emma-Louise

My eldest habitually missed the 'l' out of clock when she was little. Often loudly and in public. - Kate


asked my son around the end of week one in school, reception class: “What’s your teacher’s name again?” 
He replied: “ Yesmisswright” He’s 4.5 - Eva


At the park singing I’m the king of the castle and then my daughter screams “You’re the dirty arsehole”. I was mortified. - Kelly-Anne

My 4 year old daughter came in while I was getting dressed the other day and told me my boobies needed ironing. Apparently they're very 'nobbly'. Honestly, kids always know how to make you feel better about yourself - Hayley 

 Today we were watching a film when my 5 year old son told me we should have got popcorn and cheese with cheerios. I eventually worked out he meant cheesy nachos - Katie

Loved these answers, wasn't expecting so many and them to be so hilarious. You often wonder what goes on in those little heads of theirs, super cute!

Thanks for reading
Amelia
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